Girls r over imaginative..

A boy sends a text message to Girl which reads " Hey.."

Girl (to herself just imaging):

OMG..he just texted me..I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..
I should just answer him, don't want to keep him waiting.. well maybe I will wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..
No, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him?
huh.. I'm gonna text back now. Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Okay! I got this. Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl: Heyy !!!

Boy: Please mark my attendance at college!!!