Santa Banta Jokes Collection

[Bhagyesh Dedhia]

Santa Was Walking On The Road.

Suddenly A Crow Shits On Santa And Fly Away,

Santa Shouts: “Saale Chaddi Nahi Pehnta Kya?”

Crow Shouts Back: “Tu Chaddi Mein Karta Hai Kya?”

[Junaid]

Santa: – Pant ke silai kitni hai…?
Tailor: – 150 rs hai.
Santa: – Aur nikkar kee…??
Talor: – 50 rs.
Santa: – Chal nikkar hee sil dey
or
lambai Pairoo tak rakhiyo….!!!