Jokes ke Jalwe

[Mahesh]

Species Called ‘Managers’

Manager: “Okay Team, Today We Are Going To Play A Game.”
When I Say A Fruit, You Run To The Right Side Of The Court.
And When I Say A Color, You Run To The Left Side Of The Court. Got It?
Team Members: “Yes, Got It.”
Manager: “Okay…Ready, Set…”
“Orange!”
Team Members: “Iski Ma Ki….”

[Mahesh]

10th Student: “Board Mein Failure Ki Vajah Se Suicide”

12th Student: “PCM Mein Percentage Kam Hone Ki Vajah Se Suicide”
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Engineering Student: “Unexpectedly Exam Mein Pass Hone Se Over Excitement Se Heart Fail“